My cat is feeling insane today. I swear i don't know why... Anyway, that's right, this is the day in wich i almost ate a stupid fly. Dang! I was just ready to start eating a nice peace of bread with "Patê" of chicken and... Puff!!! A crazy and uncontrolled irracional-fly tried to perfurate my last meal of the night. I was just having my first bite on that beautiful and good looking piece of food and then the horror began i felt something cold at the right side of my mouth ( thank God it was not inside of it ), so i tried to pick it with my hand. I felt a shiver down my spine when i looked and saw one ugly fly looking at me with those dead eyes. Impulses told me to throw it at the floor, there she lied with her toes turned to the sky. I kept on thinking the same thing for centuries: Did i bite her?